3/5/12

Claudia Kishi, Live from WSTO! (RS#85)

Original Publication Date: 1995

Synopsis:

The local radio station hosts a contest for middle schoolers to compete for a chance to host a twice-weekly show. Feeling lonely (she's missing Stacey as well as Mimi and Peaches) and looking for something to do, Claudia enters. She wins, along with Ashley Wyeth. The two have an awkward start, having gone their separate ways since book #12, but they figure out a good show format and enjoy decent success, despite Kristy trying to hijack the show for BSC advertising (I think she and Karen switched bodies, given how annoying Kristy is here).

However, it turns out that part of the reason for the contest is that the station's on the verge of bankruptcy. With the winners hosting a show, the station doesn't have to pay as many employees. That is, until the station gets a large donation from the happy mother of a child who called in to the station. Turned out he was going through some very rough stuff, and Claudia was able to help him out by recommending the therapist Mary Anne saw (Mary Anne told Claudia about that in the Secret Santa letter book). So Claudia saves the day! Not only that, Claudia alludes to missing Stacey while on the air, and Stacey hears her, and the two start to slowly rekindle their friendship.

Overall, it's a fun read, more than you'd expect from the title.


Established or continued in this book:

The Girls (and Logan):

Claudia candy: Milk Duds and Snickers in her desk; pretzels and Charleston Chews under her bed; M&Ms, Raininettes, Yankee Doodles, and Doritos in her closet; Twinkies in her art supplies; Skittles in her sock drawer; plus a Milky Way bar, Peppermint Patties, Snickers, Chunky bars, Hostess cupcakes, rice cakes, Oreos, and potato chips

Kristy learned to walk before Claudia did.

Mallory's writing stories about an Oogly Oogly Beast, which actually seems pretty entertaining.


Their Families:

Claudia and Janine are definitely getting along better. Not only is Janine really sweet to Claudia when Claudia announces she won the contest, the two girls are more comfortable around each other than previously.


The Club (and clients):

Shannon's still the alternate officer, with Dawn as treasurer.


SMS:

Claudia is no longer in charge of the SMS newspaper's personals column. Oddly, when she's looking for a hobby she doesn't consider returning to it nor does she indicate why she doesn't, despite mentioning the column a few times.


PSA Time:

Claudia suggests giving a baby who won't go to sleep warm milk with HONEY in it. Honey isn't recommended for children under 1 or 2 (opinions vary) because of the risk of botulism. The baby in question is 18 months old, but still...


Misc:

There's a mention of a kazoo band. My dad was in one in high school, which was banned from basketball games because no one could hear the real band. Until the basketball team started losing...

Claudia alludes to how the sound of the letter "P" can "pop" in a microphone, which is one of the first things I learned about speaking in a microphone. I lector (read) at my church and my dad warned me about that so I could practice avoiding it. Also, the letter "S" can hiss really bad, so you need to almost lisp and say the "S" sound really fast.


The numbers:

Starting 8th grade: 7

Valentine's Days in 8th grade: 2

Halloweens in 8th grade: 4 (plus one in seventh)

Thanksgivings in 8th grade: 1

Christmases in 8th grade: 1 (Hanukkah is also mentioned, but no one in the BSC celebrates it)

Summers after 8th grade: 7

BSC Fights: 10

SMS Staff and Faculty: 48

Students (other than the BSC): 172; 108 8th graders, 6 7th graders, 42 6th graders, 15 unspecified. Baby-sitters' Winter Vacation tells us that SMS has about 380 students.

Clients: 31

Types of candy in Claudia’s room: 109

Crushes:
Stacey-11
Claudia-8
Dawn-5
Jessi-3
Mallory-2
Mary Anne-2
Kristy-1

3/1/12

Dawn and the School Spirit War (RS#84)

Original Publication Date: 1995

Synopsis:

So stupid. The SMS baseball team is on a hot streak and in support, SMS puts on School Spirit Month. Yes, MONTH. Not week. Also? It's mandatory. Not explicitly, but it soon becomes very clear that there will be hell to pay if people dare forget or--perish the thought--choose to not participate. Dawn's solution to the harassment, threats, and assault (no hyperbole) is to get Spirit Month cancelled. Cue cries of teaching students to be subversive and undermining their patriotism, and of training them to be mindless sheeple. Finally, SMS compromises a return to Spirit Month, with the understanding that people can participate if they desire. LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TO START WITH.

Rant time: I was a high school and middle school athlete, and I coached both levels (also participated in and coached for other levels). I've been part of teams that are doing very well in both capacities. I was the first girl from my high school to get on the medal stand for my track and field team (sixth place, pole vault; top 8 get medals). I was the manager of the basketball team that went to State three years in a row. I coached the cross country team that only lost one meet: the State Championships, at which they placed second. I coached the three-time League Champion and the State Champion track teams. On a far more casual level, I am huge UW Husky fan, and also support the Sounders FC, Seahawks, and Mariners. I understand being excited about sports and supporting teams. What I don't understand is forcing people who aren't connected to the team to care.

I actually agree with Dawn for the most part in this book, and sympathize with her more than I have in a while, possibly since #9 (The Ghost at Dawn's House). That's how outlandish the plot of this book is: I agree with conspiratorial, holier-than-thou Dawn Schafer. I do think she should have first attempted to have the SMS staff make it clear that participation was voluntary, but things got heated so fast that I can understand why she went straight to getting rid of it outright.

(Subplot is the Barrett-Dewitt household trying to fit into a too-small house and deciding to add on to it)


Established or continued in this book:

The Girls (and Logan):

Claudia candy:

Did we know that Mallory has blue eyes? I think we did. Dawn, Shannon, and Stacey do for sure; Jessi, Claudia, Mary Anne, and Kristy have brown eyes.

Claudia expresses concern over her fabric paint's claim of being waterproof. Makes sense, as she had that tie-dye outfit whose colors ran in the rain.

We're still subjected to a Stacey description in Chapter Two.

I have to give Logan credit: he's obviously happy that people are caring about his baseball team, but he also supports Mary Anne in standing up for herself even though she's trying to get rid of Spirit Month. He must have learned something when they had their break earlier.


Their Families: nothing new.


The Club (and clients):

Shannon's still the alternate officer, with Dawn as treasurer.


SMS:

8th graders: Bruce Jamison, Katie Shea, Mary Sherwood

Teachers: Mr. Harold (science, no grade specified), Mr. Lehrer (not specified, but maybe English?), Mr. Wong (art)

Can we have a standing ovation for the vice principal, Mr. Kingbridge? When a food fight erupts, he has the students clean up the mess rather than the janitor.

Spirit Month includes the initial kick-off and Backward, Clean up Your School, Color, Dress Like a Teacher, Dress up, Garden, Make a New Friend, Mural, Pajama, and Retro Days. Dawn tells us that April 1 is a Wednesday, so that April had 22 school days. I was expecting to find more than 22 themes, but no such luck.

Dawn's petition collected about 300 signatures, which is implied to represent about half of the student body. According to Baby-sitters' Winter Vacation, there are just under 400 students at SMS. A couple new students have joined, but not 200.


PSA Time: nothing stood out.


Misc: I was too busy being distracted by the stupidity.


The numbers:

Starting 8th grade: 7

Valentine's Days in 8th grade: 2

Halloweens in 8th grade: 4 (plus one in seventh)

Thanksgivings in 8th grade: 1

Christmases in 8th grade: 1 (Hanukkah is also mentioned, but no one in the BSC celebrates it)

Summers after 8th grade: 7

BSC Fights: 10

SMS Staff and Faculty: 48

Students (other than the BSC): 172; 108 8th graders, 6 7th graders, 42 6th graders, 15 unspecified. Baby-sitters' Winter Vacation tells us that SMS has about 380 students.

Clients: 31

Types of candy in Claudia’s room: 104

Crushes:
Stacey-11
Claudia-8
Dawn-5
Jessi-3
Mallory-2
Mary Anne-2
Kristy-1

2/26/12

Mary Anne and the Zoo Mystery (M#20)

Original Publication Date: 1995

Synopsis:

In a similar vein to the short takes classes, the 8th grade biology classes will spend three weeks studying animals. They can either choose a pet at home or be bussed to a nearby zoo after school (why they can't pick squirrels or wild birds I have no idea). The students are assigned to groups of three--Mary Anne is with Howie Johnson and Alan Gray, Kristy's with Stacey, and Logan, Claudia, and Dawn are together--and whichever group has the best presentation will be rewarded with extra credit and a trip to a Sea World type place. None of the BSC groups win, though.

At the zoo, some animals start getting out of cages. Who's responsible? A student? A disgruntled employee? The animals rights protesters? The strange couple taking cryptic notes? Turns out it's the disgruntled employee, who was passed up for a promotion and was trying to make the person in that position look bad. Claudia uses her photography skills to get evidence.

Because we can't have a book without a subplot, the BSC organizes a walk-a-thon to raise money to help an elephant that's being kept in the mall as a tourist draw.


Established or continued in this book:

The Girls (and Logan):

Claudia candy: pretzels, Oreos in a shoebox

Mallory knows calligraphy.

Dawn gets really upset at one point when Marilyn Arnold wanders off. And if I'd been watching a kid would I thought was kidnapped (Buddy Barrett in Dawn and the Impossible Three), I'd be sensitive the that issue as well.

I guess Mary Anne doesn't like fish, from her comments while watching the seals get fed.


Their Families:

Jessi's mom knows how to sew.


The Club (and clients):

The BSC isn't quite ready to get a permanent replacement for Stacey yet. For now, Dawn is treasurer and Shannon is alternate officer.


SMS:

8th graders: Brent Jensen, Todd Long

8th grade science teacher (a third one): Ms. Griswold. Also mentioned is the shop teacher, Mr. Kirkwood.

Really, THREE science teachers for one grade? I know I went to a small school--my graduating class had 69 students--but still. Three seems like a lot. So far I've counted 111 students in the 8th grade, including the BSC.

A teacher drives the school bus to the zoo. In my experience, public schools have employed specifically to drive buses. However, I went to a private school and the teachers and coaches had CDLs so they could drive the buses. There were no buses that picked up kids every morning and dropped them off every afternoon; buses were only for field trips and sports events. So now I'm really confused about who drives the buses for SMS.


PSA Time: nothing stood out.


Misc:

Would it be even remotely legal to keep a wild, endangered animal in a cage at a mall? It seems so bizarre that this would an issue. Maybe it's to distract us from how a middle school can get a chimpanzee as a "guest speaker" for an assembly.


The numbers:

Starting 8th grade: 7

Valentine's Days in 8th grade: 2

Halloweens in 8th grade: 4 (plus one in seventh)

Thanksgivings in 8th grade: 1

Christmases in 8th grade: 1 (Hanukkah is also mentioned, but no one in the BSC celebrates it)

Summers after 8th grade: 7

BSC Fights: 10

SMS Staff and Faculty: 48

Students (other than the BSC): 169; 105 8th graders, 6 7th graders, 42 6th graders, 15 unspecified

Clients: 31

Types of candy in Claudia’s room: 104

Crushes:
Stacey-11
Claudia-8
Dawn-5
Jessi-3
Mallory-2
Mary Anne-2
Kristy-1

2/19/12

Stacey vs. the BSC (RS#83)

Original Publication Date: 1995

Synopsis:

Stacey's becoming very aware of the fact that she's more mature than most of the BSC. Why? She's been hanging out more with the basketball crowd that she met when she started dating Robert and tried out for the cheerleading squad. They're able to talk about more that just little kids and don't tease people about having boyfriends ("Stacey and Robert sitting in a tree..."). She's also finding that BSC commitments are getting in the way of her social life, and ends up late to meetings or finding subs for her sitting jobs. To be fair to Stacey, the Kristy and Dawn do get self-righteous in the book, refusing to totally forgive Stacey for being late to meetings and getting subs, even after she's apologized and stopped.

Stacey's not innocent though. She has been putting her responsibilities on the back burner. Remember in her Portrait Collection book, when Stacey specifically mentioned that she likes to keep clients' houses quiet when kids are sleeping so she can hear if they need help? Well, while sitting for the Newtons she ignores Jamie's complaints of an upset stomach in favor of talking to Robert...until he throws up. Of course, he would have thrown up anyway, but if she'd been paying attention she probably could have gotten him to the toilet. Things come to a head when a "cool kids" party is rescheduled to Stacey's house and Claudia is the only other BSC member invited. Of course everyone finds out, and Stacey's too embarrassed to show her face at the BSC talent show the next day...even though she promised Charlotte Johanssen. That last bit even gets Claudia mad at her. The next Monday at the BSC meeting, everyone has a piece to say. Jessi finally points out that no one's forcing Stacey to be there.

So, Stacey quits.


Established or continued in this book:

The Girls (and Logan):

Claudia candy: Goobers under her pillow, pretzels in her shoe rack, Mallomars on the hat shelf, sesame seed pretzels

Stacey describes Dawn this way: "Easygoing, intense, open-minded, and opinionated. Sound like a a bunch of contradictions? That's Dawn." Yes, I agree that Dawn is contrary.

Stacey knows two verses to "Hush, Little Baby." I thought there was only one official verse. Did she learn the one my dad made up?

Claudia really tries to keep the peace in this one, much like her character earlier in the series.


Their Families:

As established in Snowbound, Stacey's mom is not a confident driver.

Stacey doesn't visit her dad at all in this book. He's hardly mentioned.

Maria Kilbourne can tap dance to "Putting on the Ritz." I just watched Young Frankenstein so you can imagine how I'm picturing her performance.


The Club (and clients): nothing new.


SMS:

Eighth graders: Andi Gentile (I wonder, pronounced "Gen-teel" like it is in my head or "Gen-tile" like "a person who's not Jewish") and Alex Zacharias. Several others that were introduced in Stacey and the Cheerleaders also appear.


PSA Time:

It's totally normal for a four-year-old (like Jamie Newton) to have a day or two when he's just not hungry. He'll probably eat a ton tomorrow. With toddlers and little kids, you should be looking at what they eat over the course of a week, not necessarily a given day.


Misc:

This book takes place in late winter.


The numbers:

Starting 8th grade: 7

Valentine's Days in 8th grade: 2

Halloweens in 8th grade: 4 (plus one in seventh)

Thanksgivings in 8th grade: 1

Christmases in 8th grade: 1 (Hanukkah is also mentioned, but no one in the BSC celebrates it)

Summers after 8th grade: 7

BSC Fights: 10

SMS Staff and Faculty: 47

Students (other than the BSC): 167; 103 8th graders, 6 7th graders, 42 6th graders, 15 unspecified

Clients: 31

Types of candy in Claudia’s room: 104

Crushes:
Stacey-11
Claudia-8
Dawn-5
Jessi-3
Mallory-2
Mary Anne-2
Kristy-1

2/16/12

Portrait Collection: Claudia's Book

Original Publication Date: 1995

Synopsis:

The eighth grade has been given an autobiography assignment. This is Claudia's report. She divides it into five sections:

Baby Days: Janine recounts meeting Claudia when her parents brought her home from the hospital. Later on, Mimi helps Claudia, Mary Anne, and Kristy leave their handprints in fresh cement on the Kishi's driveway. The handprints are still there.

Happy Birhtday to Me: Claudia invites her entire kindergarten class to her sixth birthday party...and only Mary Anne and Kristy come. She's devastated, but then gets surprised later that day when the Kishis, Spiers, and Thomases all get together for a celebration and ends up having a good day.

The Truth about the Tooth Fairy: Claudia is convinced that the Tooth Fairy is a monster who eats teeth including teeth still in your head. So when she has to have a tooth pulled, she's terrified of putting it under her pillow and sets up booby traps and hides from the Fairy. She discovers (SPOILER ALERT) that there is no Fairy, and deduces that her parents also play the parts of the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.

Boo for Fourth Grade: Claudia had a great teacher for second grade, but her third grade teacher's style didn't mesh well, and by fourth grade Claudia was doing very poorly. Her teacher recommends an alternative school, to which Claudia is accepted. And while her school work does improve, she's miserable. Her parents decide that good grades aren't worth depression and Claudia goes back to Stoneybrook Elementary with the understanding that she needs to apply her self.

The Sea Rose: The summer that she was 11, Claudia went with Kristy's family on a weekend trip for Sam and Charlie's baseball team. It's on the trip that Claudia sees how much responsibility Kristy has had to take on since her father walked out on the family.

Claudia gets a B-, having been marked down for organization, spelling, and grammar errors.


Established or continued in this book:

The Girls (and Logan):

Claudia candy: Fruit Roll-Ups and Hershey's Hugs in a coat pocket

Good continuity with the memory of Claudia's butterfly self-portrait and her birth announcement being in a now-defunct newspaper.

Claudia had candy hidden in her room as early as second grade!


Their Families:

If Claudia's mom had an ultrasound during her pregnancy (they weren't routine until fairly recently), her parents opted to not find out she was a girl until she was born.


The Club (and clients): nothing new.


SMS:

Alan Gray, Pete Black, and Cokie Mason were in the same kindergarten class with Claudia, Mary Anne, and Kristy. Rick Chow, Emily Bernstein, and Cokie were in Claudia's second grade class. Kristy was in her fourth grade class.

By the end of kindergarten, Claudia couldn't really read. I wonder if that was just her or if her class didn't learn it. I could read at that point, and though I was admittedly good at reading from the start, I remember having reading lessons in kindergarten.


PSA Time: nothing stood out.


Misc:

For my sixth birhtday party, I invited all the girls in my kindergarten class. My parents were only okay with this because they assumed several girls wouldn't be able to come, but only one said no. Big party that year...

Claudia has the entrance interview for an alternative school on the last day of November and gets the results a week before Thanksgiving...which in the US is the fourth Thursday of November.


The numbers:

Starting 8th grade: 7

Valentine's Days in 8th grade: 2

Halloweens in 8th grade: 4 (plus one in seventh)

Thanksgivings in 8th grade: 1

Christmases in 8th grade: 1 (Hanukkah is also mentioned, but no one in the BSC celebrates it)

Summers after 8th grade: 7

BSC Fights: 9

SMS Staff and Faculty: 47

Students (other than the BSC): 165; 101 8th graders, 6 7th graders, 42 6th graders, 15 unspecified

Clients: 31

Types of candy in Claudia’s room: 103

Crushes:
Stacey-11
Claudia-8
Dawn-5
Jessi-3
Mallory-2
Mary Anne-2
Kristy-1